JAPanism
though commonly mistaken for being j-panese, j-panism is the process of being controlled by j-p (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a j-p. the j-p is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. she is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. some symptoms of j-panism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. if you or someone you know is under the j-panistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.
my friend betty just got j-panism. now she can’t go swimming with us.
man, that guy is such a j-panistic. he needs to talk to a doctor….or lawyer.
the state of being completely engulfed by the j-panese culture. used a lot to describe cheesy otakus. a person that has j-panism is usually trying so hard to speak to you in j-panese and shoving the latest version of shonen jump in your face while slurping the latest vesion of the final fantasy advent children energy drink, potion
person a: i heard that inuyasha is number one in the whole entire world for manga!
person b: are you insane?!?!?!
person a: sorry, i have j-panism disease
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