japattack


being backstabbed by a co-worker at the office, causing irreparable damage to one’s career.
i’ve just been fired, because my sonofab-tch coworker j-pattacked me in a peer performance review.
when a bunch of j-ps (jewish american princesses) start b-tching and complaining.
j-p 1: oh my god its so hot here.
j-p 2: im hungry
j-p 3: i lost my evian water bottle
all three: i wanna go home
shappy: oh sh-t… hide! we have a j-p attack on our hands!
when someone creeps up behind you and attacks you with no warning

comes from the unprovoked j-p attack on pearl harbor on december 7th 1941–but those b-st-rds paid for it–little boy and fat man
donyell got j-p attacked by leroy and his posse while chillin’ in his own crib yo! word!

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