Japid
a vapid j-p (jewish american princess). when introduced, often gives a snotty “heyy” while looking at blackberry. if tested with a real conversation, a j-pid person would immediately run out of things to say, and seclude herself in a posse of other j-ps.
guy 1: you know that girl taylor?
guy 2: which one?
guy 1: the one that goes to michigan
guy 2: which one?
guy 1: the one that’s from scarsdale
guy 2: which one?
guy 1: the one with no personality
guy 2: oh, yeah she’s really j-pid
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