Japlish


badly and often hilariously translated text, usually j-panese in origin (but not exclusively), usually seen on grey import electronic goods. not to be confused with “engrish” which is poorly constructed english using j-panese linguistics.
“to avoid the erase of recording, please to break the tab in corer of tape is desirable”
a hybrid grammar introducing english components to standard j-panese, or j-panese components to standard english.
kare wa ‘so cute’ yo ne!

watch out, he’s sort of a ‘chikan’.
translating j-panese into english in the j-panese word order.
watashi no kazoku ha go nin desu.
i of family , 5 people is.

kore ha nani desuka?
this , what is?
horribly b-st-rdized style of english spoken by j-panese esl dropouts.

see: engrish.
“we are make the outrageous happy fun ok!”

“more power to your elbow c-cky victory!”

“zig, for great justice!”

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