JapStamos


when you cross john stamos with anybody of j-panese heritage, you get a j-pstamos. very different from a romijn-stamos, a j-pstamos is more along the lines of a mythical creature with an asian accent, and a wicked nice ponytail. they also look j-panese of course!
“did you see that j-panese dude with the cheesy mullet, what a j-pstamos!”

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