japwn


just like pwn, but it’s when you get pwned by anything j-panese.
1. i get j-pwn’d by the uncens0red j pr0n every night.
2. vtec j-pwns you.
3. my camaro got j-pwn’d by a honda.
4. i got j-pwned by a j-panese school girl in the bed last night.
the ultimate land of pwnage. citizen of j-pwn are generally the most efficient pwners on the planet due to the country’s vast supply of pwnapple. every pwner is rumored to possess a little bit of j-pwnese in their heritage.
“man, scott is spraying so much pwnt-ssium on his opponents that he must be half j-pwnese!”
just like pwn, but it’s when you get pwned by anything j-panese.
1. i get j-pwn’d by the uncens0red j pr0n every night.
2. vtec j-pwns you.
3. my camaro got j-pwn’d by a honda.
4. i got j-pwned by a j-panese school girl in the bed last night.
v. to be made fun of by a white boy who loves making fun of people who are double tsunamied.
1: dude you j-pwned that guy!
2: it wasn’t righteous, he was on the ground balling already. i think i went too far.
3: dude! wtf? that was so cruel never do that again. you practically j-pwned him.
1: he definitely j-pwned him!
3: that bad?
2: yeah…

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