Japwned
to get owned by a tsunami.
bob: “dude!? did you hear about j-pan???”
bill: “yeah! they got j-pwned by a tsunami!!!”
to get all-out pwned on the scale of the 2011 j-panese earthquake, the resulting tidal wave, and the subsequent nuclear meltdown.
on march 11, 2011, j-pan got j-pwned!
hiroshima + nagasaki + 2011 earthquake = total j-pwnage!!!!
j-pwned!
j-pan + pwned
to get pwned by a j-panese person
“you bought a 32gb memory stick from a j-p on ebay and there wasnt anything inside? man, you got j-pwned!”
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