Jaques Cousteau
noun. any jack-ss who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.
jc: hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.
person: hey jaques cousteau, thanks for the info r-t-rd…ive known that since kindergarden
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