jar of gold


a “jar of gold” is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. g-d only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can’t seem to get enough. a jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of “miracle whip” which in fact is not really mayonnaise – it’s a salad dressing or dip!
little boy: what’s for supper mom?

mom: sandwiches again!

little boy: oooo! i’ll bust out the jar of gold!

mom: make sure to get your sister to give you a hand – i don’t want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!

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