Jarb
a b-st-rdization of job
you did a great jarb today!
verb: to penetrate the v-g-n-l c-n-l, destroy the uterus and your reputation, with use of a human fist. possibly two.
if there is someone you know who has been jarbed, recommend them to a psychologist and an insane asylum right away. you do not want to be around someone who has been jarbed.
f-ck the painkillers, children just walk out of my v-g-n-. no dialation needed.
why is that?
totally got jarbed hardcore when i was 15.
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