jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht


a condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.
rumor has it that sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, i knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.

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