Jared Leto Special
a s-xual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual s-xual pleasure and a great manicure.
you wont believe what i got up to last night, i met this super hot guy and he gave me a jared leto special, totally love my new nails.
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