Jared Padalecki
a very s-xy actor with a nice body on him.
he was born july 19, 1982 in san antonio, texas.
he played dean forester in gilmore girls, wade in house of wax, clay miller in friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays sam winchester in supernatural which comes on the cw on fridays.
girl 1: what are you watching?
girl 2: supernatural.
girl 1: it looks creepy
girl 2: no sh-t, it’s about demons and the apocalypse
girl 1: then why are you watching it.
girl 2: okay, you see that long haired one?
girl 1: mhmm, he’s hot.
girl 2: his name is jared padalecki, he’s why i’m watching this.
girl 1: dude, did he just take off his shirt?
girl 2: geezus!! -dies-
a species of moose.
girl 1: did you see that m-ssive moose run by?
girl 2: oh, that was just jared padalecki…
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