Jared
this guys alright
guy1: jared’s alright
guy2: ya, he’s alright
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est n-gg- g-d could create
jared is the best
i lost my girlfriend to jared… oh well
my wife is scr-w-ng jared
the most amazing boy alive. best smile, laugh, personality, body,…everything. the total package. impossible not to fall in love with. after one kiss, there’s quite literally no going back. without a doubt, the best lover i have ever had. simply put, this boy is perfect.
jared, is the love of my life.
a man with a legendary sized p-n-s who dresses extremely fly. usually of brazilian decent.
1. d-mn he must be a jared!!
2. if only i could be a jared. then i could one day be king.
a charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..
jared is the luckiest guy in the world.
1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid a in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a p-ssionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.
-also see bear
cara is so incredibly lucky, i wish i could have a jared!
a good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. he has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.
“he was like the funnest guy to hang out with!”
“i know! he’s totally a jared.”
a really, really hot guy, that i think may like me back. known each other for a wicked long time.
flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. he’s gorgeous!!
wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"wow, that guy over there, he's such a jared."
"i know. how long have you known him?"
"well i said he's a jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
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