the combination of barfing and jacking off simultaneously.
after being single for a year i find jarfing to be a nice change of pace to traditional m*st*rb*t**n.
a big f*ck face jaysley is a d*ck head f*ck face
- jesus martinez
jesus martinez is a person who is a savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute. everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.
- jewish bon fire
the burning jews on a small scale in your backyard; a subtle holocaust joke 😉 man, i can’t wait for that jewish bon fire later, am i right?
- jump the monkey
when a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting sh*gged silly. her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. when faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion. nicky: hey […]