jargon file


www.catb.org/jargon, the world’s greatest collection of geek slang.
i heard the word “bagbiter” the other day, so i went to the jargon file to look it up.

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  • sext and run

    when someone begins texting you, and it then turns into s-xting, but only on one end. it’s unprovoked and you’re left wondering what happened. the conversation usually ends after the s-xter is “satisfied.” girl 1: “yeah, we were just talking and then he sent me a pic of his d-ck.” girl 2: “sounds like you’re […]

  • butter queen

    nickname of a much sought after groupie who devoted her life to relieving the loneliness of country and western singers as they travelled on tour across the country. used, by extension, as a slang term for c & w groupies in general. the eponymous “b-tter queen” was said to use premium non-salted in order to […]

  • Red Curse

    a disease that, once acquired, is a recurring bleeding of the genitals in a 30 day cycle. i would f-ck her sideways, but she has the red curse.

  • melon scoop

    when you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim “melon scoop” this is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance […]

  • Melon the Federals

    the act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority. looks like its time to melon the federals!


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