Jarrett Kitchen


famous actor/comedian and musician, also known for his talents as an impressionist, a stunt/precision driver, a professional heavy equipment/diesel mechanic, and master railroader. he was born into a strong family in december 1981 atop a mountain in western north carolina, is an appalachian american that is also known for his astonishing good looks, and a facial complexion that silences with the slightest of stares or glances from his piercing brilliant blue eyes, and a young female fan club following. jarrett has been the model individual for all people that could ever be as cool or cool motherf-cker like as he is. best known for his role as a supporting actor with ben stiller in the 1995 disney cl-ssic film heavyweights. jarrett now lives semi quietly in henderson county north carolina with his goegeous wife and new baby girl.
“hol-ey sh-t! he’s hot like jarrett kitchen.” or used in fear “it’s that jarrett kitchen guy!! lets get the f-ck outta here!!!” or in compliment such as “jarrett kitchen is a cool motherf-cker man.”

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