Jarrod

the most awesome guy u will ever meet. he is everything u can ever imagine. plus he has a big p-n-s ladies ;-).
alexis-dude that jarrod kid is so cool. he is so hot and has a huge p-n-s so i hear?
a cool guy who will always have your back. jarrod’s are nice, funny, and fun to be around. jarrod’s tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipsh-ts, they come back to the jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice p-n-s. jarrod’s can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. for example, jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. they may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at modern warefare, but they’ll play well with a good kill/death ratio. jarrod’s usually dont like to fight, but if the sh-t goes down a jarrod will punch faces like a c-ked out chuck norris in the middle of a ninja convention. overall, jarrod’s are good to have around. they won’t let you down
man, i’m in a jam, who could i call to help me finish off this six pack? jarrod bro, hes the sh-t

jarrod, you’re the sh-t
a f-cking crazy guy with a great att-tude towards life
he knows how to treat a girl and his d-ck is hugeeee
watch out or youll be jarroded
a win
jarrod is epic
a jarrod is a sweet , loving, hilarious , and fun person. jarrods are tall and skinny and usually wear gl-sses. you can’t resist a jarrod! jarrods sometimes go by other names like breadhead and are in clubs like “the breakfast club”. jarrods love video games and are really good at them! a jarrod is an awesome friend , and always has your back during mw2!
you see that mw2 gamer ? he’s so jarrod!

that breadhead is such a jarrod!
jarrod’s are known for being a bad-ss, ripped, awesome, s-xy, handsome, confident, smart…really smart, f-ckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. don’t forget, they are one of a kind.

some specialties jarrod’s have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having s-x several times in one day, finishing fights with the people’s elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching r kellys trapped in the closet, they keep up with the kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically -ss guys, drive bad-ss cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.
“i saw jarrod eat three foot long subway sandwiches.” – person 1

“oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?” -person 2

“because he sat them on his d-ck.”

-person 1

“go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, m-ssage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, c-nt?” – jarrod

“only if i can f-ck you afterwards.” – jarrod’s wife

wwjd – what would jarrod do?
used to describe a person who is naturally muscular and buff. he also should have a really big p-n-s but a brain of a dodo. that is all.
yesterday, i met a jarrod on the train. when i touched him, i was blown away.