jarvis mekalanis


a ball hog, also used to describe one who tells boring -ss stories/scott wisnewski
d-mn dat matha f–kin jarvis mekalanis, he just spent an hour talkin bout completely random shiznit.
a dirty man-wh-r- who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. j.v.m. is a common abreviation. also a foul odor.
you smell like j.v.m.

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