stud, pimp, s*xy
jason is such a jasl*ton
- polar peak entrance
an ice cream cone with 57 scoops i can’t believe he ordered a polar peak entrance!
when you insert more than five large fruits, (ie: grapefruit, watermelon, cantelope) into your partners *sshole/ v*g*n*. julia: mike, can you lipob*gram my *ss? mike: again?!
- shane pomeroy
a stupid chef who is still obsessed with alyssa johnson and he’s really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can’t see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he’s so cool but really he just has a big toe and […]
- i cri
the tumblr way of saying you are quite saddened but are not actually crying. i cant reblog this meme…i cri