Jasmine Moore
the most amazing best friend in the world. she is “the coolest bean” ever. sometimes she can be a bully. doesn’t talk much, which makes me cry. loves sandwiches when she hungry, eats at least five a day. only her boyfriend’s sandwich though….. bite size lol. she is in love with eliseo, but she is supposed to be with husky because he is a boss as b-tch and they would be the perfect couple.
hi! i’m jasmine moore, i like long walks on the beach… nude beaches only though. gotta get me some sandwiches you know.
wigger
jasmine moore aka the queen of the wiggers
“do you know jasmine moore?” person 1
“no. can you describe her?” person 2
“shes a wigger” person 1
“oh her. yah i know exactly who your talking about now. shes the biggest wigger i know” person 2
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