Jasmosis


a condition affecting girls causing them to constantly lose important personal items including hand-bags, id (p-ssports, drivers licenses and birth certificates), purses, wallets and predominantly mobile phones. luckily these girls tend to be good looking enough that most items are quite often found or returned by stalkers and/or persons of the opposite s-x (or sometimes the same) hoping to obtain the girl’s number or get a date…
jasmin to friend “did i leave my purse at your house after that party on sat-rday”?
friend “no, why have you lost it….again”
jasmin “i think so…”
friend “that’s the second time this month, you have jasmosis”

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