jason hook


one who is obsessed with his own p-n-s, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. has poor hygiene, often smells like j-zz . so ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

jason hook is a sub cl-ss of s-x pest
“omg, i was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, i found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when i told him i’m not interested”

“dude, you have found a jason hook, run for the hills”

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