Jason Kenney


a conservative politician who professes family values but is himself a closeted h-m-s-xual. derived from canadian minister of immigration jason kenney.
q. hey, did you meet minister john baird’s new girlfriend at the conservative party christmas ball last night? she’s hot!

a. no way baird’s got a girlfriend – he’s a jason kenney, donchaknow?

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