jason schwartzman
a very s-xy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as i heart huckabees, shopgirl, and marie antoinette. except he wasn’t hot in marie antoinette.
“d-mn i love that jason schwartzmann.”
or
“h-ll yeah i want in that jason schwartzman’s trousers!”
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