Jason
the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
j – july
a – august
s- september
o – october
n – november
“jason is a very unique name”
1. the act of being the s-xiest person alive
2. a very very s-xy person
3. something you would/should name your p-n-s
1. he jason’d himself all his life.
2. “oh, that person? he’s just jason”– “but what is that jason’s name?”
3. i named my c-ck jason, and same with my testes!
a very hot s-xy guy who seems to be unattainable. he’s mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. he takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. he’s independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. he can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he’s comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is all heart, you just have to get him first.
i never thought i’d get a jason
leader of the argonauts; legendary hero -ssociated with greek mythology; same level as hercules, ulysses, and achilles; smart, s-xy, very handsome person; often rf engineer by day and gigaloo by night. admired and idolized by many.
i wish i could be like jason.
jason is my american idol.
you are so jason i’m jealous!
the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him
10-26-06
prince charming jason , romeo, <3
jason is the #24 most common male name.
0.66% of men in the us are named jason.
around 808500 us men are named jason!
jason is the #2512 most common female name.
0.002% of females in the us are named jason.
around 2550 us females are named jason!
jason is the #7202 most common last name.
0.002% of last names in the us are jason.
around 5000 us last names are jason!
hi jason! how are you doing?
a jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. he's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. however, a jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".
s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"
e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"
friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"
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