jatch


an implement that doubles as a sn-tch pleasurer and joint cigarette (see also jazz) compactor. usually a chopstick or pencil
meg was so h-rny after she rolled that doobie, she got it on with the jatch
a replacement word in most situations. excluding the situation were it is used a sentence enhancer as a friend of mine would say
can also be used as a what ever or as a ‘yer right’,e.g. i just dominated a whole crate in 30 min ….. wait for it….. “jatch!!”
adj. a conjunction for “jerk -ssed b-tch” carries the meaning of saying all three words in a more compact and dirty package. a cheater, or a liar. can also be used to describe an action a jatch would preform.
tony: “marie totally stood me up last night. nicole said she was at the bar with franco all night”

me: “sorry man, what a total jatch”

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