JATD
a website, similar to fml, with made-up submitted stories. while on fml people talk about their horrible s-x life, jatders talk about how they saw completely unrealistic things happinging in their own town. jatd stands for just a typical day, although the stories are far from “typical”. also, if you submit a story, they will changed the word “life” to “day”, making it vary confusing and hard to understand. but it’s a great time-waster.
one more thing: the comments section is a very interesting and/or frightening place. but the conversations that go on there are pretty enertaining, if you’re part of them.
old submission: today there was nothing good on tv so i decided to go for a walk and ran into my old friend whom i hadn’t seen in years. jatd
today’s submission: today i looked outside and i saw someone riding their bike backwards in a penguin suit. jatd
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