jaunto
see steek, spide, neds.
offen found outside the offies annoying normal people to buy them buckfast and alco pops.
threatening with the likes of:
i’ll knack your ballax in wee lad
heres me, wah!!!
jaunto – her mate will you get me some drink?
man – no!!
jaunto – heres me, wah?!?!? i’ll knack ur ballax in!!
man – f–k off u wee d-ck!
jaunto – my da will get your knees done
man – i am your da, u wee d-ck!
jaunto gets his head slapped by man
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