Jaunty neckbeard January
a continuation of no shave november and don’t shave december. at this point, shaving one’s mustache is allowed, as this is jaunty “neckbeard” january. failure to complete the no shave november or don’t shave december challenges due to the shaving of one’s mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
steve: “mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. it’s starting to look gross and i think there are some birds living in there.”
mike: “nope. not happening. it’s jaunty neckbeard january man. i have to complete the challenge, ty very much.”
steve: “who the h-ll is ty?”
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