Java School


a computing department within a sh-t university that teaches one language usually very badly.
ali: yo, ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?

ahmed: yes bruv me is doing java

ali: oh my days we is one of them java schools
a term coined by joel spolsky to denote universities that teach only one ’easy‘ programming language, most commonly java as a means to dumb down computer science education to make it more accessible for idiots.

a university that teaches java is not necessarily a java school. a java school is characterized not by the presence of java on the curriculum, but by the absence of ‘hard’ programming languages such as c or lisp that help students gain deeper insight into programming.

graduates of java schools are at a loss when presented with a problem that is slightly different from one they saw before.
joe: man, freds code totally sucks. he has singletonfactoryfactories all over the place.
jim: yeah, he’s from a java school. i dunno what idiot hired him.

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