javage


a term created by ax while taking a summer java programming cl-ss.

1. someone who is extremely skilled programming in the java language.

2. someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the java bean frap at starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.

3. a combination of a jav and a savage.

4. someone who’s s-x can only be described best as “a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction.”

5. someone who embodies all of these qualities such as aammata x

6. someone whose kinda like a big deal.
d-mn you programmed that in one hour? what a f-cken javage!

-after chugging a java chip frap- ahhhhhhhhhrrgggg! buy me another f-cken java chip or ill rip out your third vertebrae out your godd-mn body! ahhhhrggg!
-frightfully taking out wallet- alright calm the f-ck down you javage.

aammata you’re such a javage.

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