jaws of life
the tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.
they had to use the jaws of life to get dan outta the busted jetta he boosted
the tool i use to cut your drunken -ss outta your beemer after you wrapped it around a pole at 2am.
we used the jaws of life to spread apart the railing after little timmy got his head stuck between the bars.
when a person giving a bl-w j-b bites down on the receiver’s p-n-s. after clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the p-n-s is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
holy sh-t! i came as soon as i heard. are you ok?
no i’m not f-cking ok! i’m in the f-cking hospital with a sewn-on d-ck! i was receiving the best bl-w j-b of my life last night when the b-tch gave me the jaws of life! ahhhh!
almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her p-ssy and -ss
i gave that b-tch the jaws of life last nite
when someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. the beer may now be poured or drunken faster.
stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one…but he did it with the jaws of life!
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