jaxed


to be defeated by jax in mortal kombat ii. this is the lowest of all losses.
“shiiieet man!, you got jaxed an dubs an sh-t”
noun form: jaxation

the state of being jaxed.
“man, dis be jaxation!”
dis be like when yo jigga juz mu-f-ckin’ jimmy’s yo ganja an u be sittin’ wid some al capone ride an sh-t, dat’s just f-ckin’ jaxed man, shieeet.
bliggidy de bliggidy man, u just been jaxed like sum chili pimp

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