Jay Cutler’d
to force something like jay cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.
1. when i couldn’t answer my girlfriend’s question and she was looking at me weird, i jay cutler’d it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. fail.
2. i was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in madden ’10, i jay cutler’d it and threw a pick six. fail.
3. i had an exam and didn’t study, i had to write an essay about something i had no clue about. i then jay cutler’d it and wrote a bunch of bullsh-t, i got an f. fail.
when you use a minor injury to sit on the sidelines during an important event.
tom pulled a jay cutler with his boss when he got a paper cut.
tom: “i can’t finish the presentation. i’m hurt.”
boss: “wtf. this is. really important. millions of dollars are at stake. the whole company is counting on you.”
tom: “i’m injured. sam the intern can finish. we aren’t going to win the contract anyway.”
boss: “sam you finish. tom just jay cutler’d us.”
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