jay kaying
a cooler way of spelling out jk and you’ll make more friends this way
me: im gonna do it
friend: nooo you cant!!!
me: dont worry about it. i’m just jay kaying you
friend: wow your cool and i want to be your friend
having 7-10 -ssignations every week with different women, and lying to all of them. getting out of one woman’s bed to go to another one’s. eating v–gr- like m&ms. never using a woman’s name, always calling them endearments or common nicknames.
that jerk jaykayed me, and i was a moron to fall for it.
he’s in rehab for jaykaying.
he’s just on that website to jaykay.
gotta run, i’m jaykaying a new one this evening.
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