JayKreezshwanizshwanism
the philosophy, teachings and written text of the singular consiousness, “jaykreezshy.” jaykreezshy was formed at the begining of all things and time by the merging of the two ent-ties, “jeezshjaycon” and “kreezshkreeotch.” the merge between the two was caused by their parralell thought processes becoming linked by a mutual desire to save energy by uniting forces, while simultaneously ruling all universes with their cosmic powers of the mind.
“i believe everything i am told by people who are smarter than me, that is why i practice jaykreezshwanizshwanism!”
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