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• Sneaky Strudel

  an event describing the result of masturbating over someone’s face, waking the sleeper as -j-c-l-t–n occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened. my wife wanted to sleep in and i wanted a quickie before departing for work. instead, i simply gave her a sneaky strudel.

• sniggling

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• snizzle on a blizzle

  to smoke a blunt; to get down on the get down lets snizzle on a blizzle then go catch a flick.

• cracked phone

  taking a picture of somebody’s -ss, and placing it as the back ground of somebody else’s phone. person a: why is there a picture of somebody’s -ss on my phone? person b: haha you got a cracked phone!

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