Jazz Balls
when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz b-lls tap the box
rep: sir,can you get behind the cable box?
customer: hold on a sec…
rep: i can hear some tapping on the box, what’s going on sir?
customer : i’m just bending over trying to get behind the box.
rep:(under his breath)f-ckin jazz b-lls!
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