Jazz Monster


a jazz monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. it is often considered your a champ if you see the jazz monster when stoned.
person 1: i just smoked a sh-t load of pot.
person 2: dude
person 1: yer, oh no the jazz monsters going to attack me
person 2: your a champ!

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