jazz sheep
a viral form of seduction in which the seducer first pokes the seducee. upon reciprocation of the poke, the seducer sends the seducee a message containing his/her phone number, and an offer to “hang out sometime”. this, in turn, leads to s-xual intercourse more often than not.
a: “who should i jazz sheep today?”
b: “gabbie”
a: “haha, good idea”
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