Jazzaphilactic Shock


a sudden episode of intense jazz cramps. also known as a jazz attack or jazz trance, wherein the possessor is overwhelmed by the musical genre of jazz physically/emotionally.

“d-mn it jim! this man is in jazzaphilactic shock and i’m a doctor! not a saxophonist!”

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