Jazzy Juice


1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40’s of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of andre peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large gatorade jug

= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster

drink with caution … this drink will make your panties drop
no need for an example of jazzy juice … make it and share your stories with all!

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