JB wobble


sometimes a games developer/design team member gets overly self conscious about whether content they have created for a high profile game is appropriate for the audience. this causes a mental state similar to manic depression wherein the developer alternates between being excited and proud of their work and weeping quietly in a corner whilst chewing their shoes. this repeats several times on a daily basis from roughly halfway through development until the game is released to the public and is known as the ‘jb wobble’.
“dev(a) has a minor case of the jb wobble.”

dev(a): “i’ve finished the character models and animations for the cybernetic attack foetuses, they’re looking sweet!”
dev(b): “that’s great, i love the way their umbilicals trail behind them!”
dev(a): “kind of graphic isn’t it? you think we can get away with it?”
dev(b): “sure, it’s thematically appropriate.”
dev(a): “it’ll look fantastic when you strangle them with their own cords, man i’m stoked!”
dev(b): “should work great with the blood particle effects.”
dev(a): “it’s gonna get an m rating, no one will buy it, germany will probably ban it outright – this could be a mistake.”
dev(b): “it’ll be fine, we can add a gore toggle for germany.”
dev(a): “sweet! oh man, it’s so wrong, i’m going to h-ll, we’re doomed, it’s going to bomb so bad.”
dev(b): “look, will you just quit worrying? no-one’s gonna be offended by cyber foetuses in this day and age, and anyone who is will be too distracted by the main character’s rotating laser nipples to notice.”
dev(a): “you’re right! laser nipples! best game ever!!”

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