jeagle


combination of jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big–ss eagle head.
if you p-ss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeb-lls out with his beak. for eternity. better play it safe and do what he says.
cliffs that look like half-jet half-eagles, they are often sick and only dealt with through the use of just-in-case clawbreakers.
“dude, is that a jet or an eagle”
-“its a jeagle.”
“yeah, a sick jeagle”
“i’m gonna need my claw-breakers. . . , by the way, that bald dude over there says sup?”

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