jean boner
the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, “khaki b-n-r” and “trollie b-n-r”. originated in ontario by a one “yomar” when such cl-ssification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers…. may look “odd”, but somewhat effective. main problem, the b-tton creates a pivot point for such “b-n-r action”. can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
“holy sh-t, it looks like i’m popping wood”
“d-mn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy”
“pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch b-n-r”
the annoying b-mp in the crotch area of jeans that resembles an erection.
question: holy cr-p d-ck cheney, are you hard?
response: no, i just have a jean b-n-r.
the b-mps you get on your zipper area, that look like a b-n-r, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.
girl: omfg! i hate this!
boy: what?
girl: i keep getting a jean b-n-r whenever i sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a d-ck!
girl: dilligaf.
you know that thing when you’re sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. thats what a jean b-n-r is.
“dude look at susy’s crotch”
“oh sh-t, she has a total jean b-n-r!!!”
b-n-r you get while wearing jeans, making it very uncomfortable and embarr-ssing because it is necessary to adjust
i saw zach adjusting his jean b-n-r in cl-ss
that little b-mp you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly b-tton, quick! :d
did you see jane’s pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean b-n-r. i’ll give her my belt!
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