Jean Claude Van Damme
“muscles from brussels”
van damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth
jean claude van damme nicknamed “the muscles from brussels” born in belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. van damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the hollywood screens. since then van damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
in h-ll (2003), black eagle (1988), bloodsport (1988), cyborg (1989), death warrant (1990), desert heat (1999), double impact (1991), double team (1997), hard target (1993), kickboxer (1989), knock off (1998), legionnaire (1998), lionheart (1990), maximum risk (1996), monk, the (2001), no retreat no surrender (1985), nowhere to run (1993), replicant (2001), street fighter: the movie (1995), sudden death (1995), the quest (1996), timecop (1994), universal soldier (1992), universal soldier: the return (1999)
jean claude van damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. he is a isperation to all. great guy
star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself
“jean claude van damme, i’m good-looking!”
the definition of -ss-kicking
that guy kicks so much -ss, you’d think he was jean-claude van damme
a ballerina from belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.
van damme hasn’t made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him –how original.
i’ve actually heard he’s a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most americans because they have no f-ckin’ clue where belgium actually is located on a map since geography and history are both taught as one subject in school.
person 1: did you see the last jean claude van damme movie?
person2: please tell me it will be his last –ever.
person1: he didn’t make any promises.
person2: oh my god, help me! i’ve been van dammed!
made for tv movie king!! i think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his sh-test…street fighter.
man 9pm channel 5 another van damme films on!
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