jean penis
jean p-n-s often plagues girls’ with ill-fitting jeans. this condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical p-n-s area. this is most noticeable when sitting.
“staci,i have mad jean p-n-s!”
“yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean p-n-s”
when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean p-n-s. or jean peen.
person 1: don’t wear those, they give you a major jean p-n-s when you sit.
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