jean shorts


the official attire of the students and fans of the university of florida at gainesville (uf-g)
the whole world knows that gator fans wear jean shorts. it’s common knowledge.
1) normal girls shorts.
2) if worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. only worn by nerds, h-m-s-xuals, and people whos last name is gore.
jean shorts: the official shorts of sd-g.
1. if worn by a male, many different h-m-s-xual ent-ties and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70’s, early 80’s.
2. if worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
1. look at that guy’s jean shorts…that’s so gay.
2. d-mn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! so hot!

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