JeanBob
someone who rides their four-wheeler to a dollar store and is frightnened by thunderstorms. this person usually takes all day to eat a sandwich and frequents the walmart.
person 1: i need a few things at the dollar general, let’s get in the car and go.
jeanbob: nah man ! no need for a d-mn tutin’ a-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e-s when ya gots a four wheeler, dat can takes you anywurrrr !!!
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